"I have over 250 stitches in my face and head. I've had my nose broken three times even though I've worn a helmet all my life."

- Kilkenny's DJ Carey, who lines out for Kilkenny tomorrow against Offaly in the All-Ireland hurling final.

"One offer I've got is really staggering."

- Alex Ferguson making you think what could be more staggering than being manager of Manchester United.