Grin of the week

"IS Tony Folan the Irish Ronaldo?" So asks the caption on the cover of the latest issue of Beesotted, the Brentford fanzine. It seems they're a bit fond of the Irish under-21 'round Brentford way these days, but they've still some way to go before they come up with a decent terrace song in his honour. Their latest offering? "He can score wonder goals, run down the line, twist up defenders, he's simply divine - 'cos we've got (clap, clap) TONY FOLAN, we've got (clap, clap), TONY FOLAN, we've got (clap, clap) TONY FOLAN . . . he's on Cloud Nine" (To the tune of Glad All Over). Mmm.