When I am President

Jamie Dandy (age 13), Beaufort College, Navan, Co Meath


When I am president

I will have an inauguration

But Donald Trump

Won’t get an invitation

I will have a lot of money

I will buy rainbow Lamborghinis

I will ban homework

And have teachers drink

Cat’s phlegm martinis

I will hold a concert

For talking crows

It will be very secret

Nobody will know

I will eat unicorn brownies

And dance in the snow

Watch dancing pigeons

Dancing very slow

I will be very happy

Money will grow on trees

But I won’t forget to

Help the homeless in need