Surviving Christmas With The Relatives: But can you survive this movie?

Review: ’Tis the season for any old holiday themed rubbish in the cinemas

Joely Richardson and Michael Landes in Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Film Title: Surviving Christmas with the Relatives

Director: James Dearden

Starring: Julian Ovenden, Gemma Whelan, Joely Richardson

Genre: Comedy

Running Time: 101 min

Fri, Nov 30, 2018, 05:15


‘Tis the season for any old holiday themed rubbish. And the lazily titled Surviving Christmas with the Relatives – really? – is any old holiday rubbish. Writer and director James Dearden has had an interesting career: his screenplay for Fatal Attraction was nominated for an Academy Award, his 1991 version of A Kiss Before Dying saw Sean Young nominated twice at the Golden Raspberries, his 1988 drama Pascali’s Island played in competition at Cannes. How he signed off on this hodgepodge of comings-and-goings is baffling.

Despite the insistence of the soundtrack – Chris Rea’s Driving Home for Christmas, etc – and the presence of a turkey called Gobbles, there’s nothing remotely seasonal about this muddled farce. “It’s a family tradition,” explains Miranda (Gemma Whelan) as her fixer-upper home in the country is descended upon by hordes of relatives and randomers.

Miranda is joined by her sister Lyla (Joely Richardson as a US-based actress who is terrified that her TV show won’t get renewed). Lyla’s alcoholic, drug addicted, philandering agent-husband Trent (Michael Landes) is also terrified that Lyla’s TV show won’t get renewed.


Meanwhile, Julian Ovenden heads to London to fetch his weed-using son, Harry (newcomer Jonas Moore) to participate in the film’s most squandered plotline. And then there’s the vicar, an elderly uncle (James Fox), several dogs, assorted children and 20-somethings, east European builders, and a cat.

The vicar says vicar-y things (“Oh, one soldiers on”). The terrier eats viagra. The American makes repeated appalled noises that his bumpkin English in-laws have decamped to the countryside in search of a simpler life and an organic vegetable farm. Women gawp comically upon walking in on a young man in the shower. An older aunt (Patricia Hodge) pulls out a vibrator. There’s attempted hanky panky in the dilapidated pantry. Say what you will of Nativity Rocks: at least it had the good grace to be all-ages nonsense.

As ever, dinner is ruined, not once but twice. The east Europeans get ruinously drunk.

At no point do any of these developments threaten to coalesce into a movie structure. Never mind Christmas. Can you survive Surviving the Relatives at Christmas?