Great football songs of our time:

"Go left, go right, go pick up sticks,

Go left, go right, go left,

Go left, go right, go pick up sticks,

Go left, go right, go left,

I wanna be a Berwick Ranger,

I wanna be a Berwick Ranger,

Living only for Sex and Danger!

Living only for Sex and Danger!"

(Don't ask us: we don't get it either).