Sir, - Tweedlebush and Tweedlegore continue to do battle over the nice new presidency. Could they not bisect and share the Oval Office, and apportion the other White House rooms equally between their respective aides and families? Appoint "Alice" Harris to referee the inevitable struggle for supremacy over the next four years - the contestants being admittedly distinguishable only by the names Bush and Gore on their collars.
In 2004, send the three of them for a relaxing tour of Florida! - Yours, etc.,
David Ferguson Dublin 18.