AILBHE MALONEdoes sadface then happy face

TRACK OF THE WEEK: Black White & Blueby Ladyhawke.

At long last, Ladyhawke's back! It's only taken her the best part of three years, but the tiny Kiwi's finished her second album. Though she claimed it would be more guitar-focused (snore), we're happy to report that it still has Ladyhawke's New Wave 1980s pop slant. Black White & Bluetouches on familiar themes of obsessive love, with a crazily catchy chorus. If only there was an official dance routine, she'd have us hook, line and sinker.

The Seal and Heidi Klum of UK pop are following in the footsteps of actual Seal and Heidi and are breaking up. We’re obviously talking about Tulisa and Fazer N-Dubz who, only a week after showing off together in a photo shoot in the Maldives, are now calling it a day. There’s been no official statement just yet, but a source told the Sun that “Tulisa and Fazer can’t stand each other right now”. Sadface.

From sadfaces to happyfaces, Marvin JLS and Rochelle Saturdays have set a date for their wedding. Though it had been supposed the two would marry in March, around their birthdays, it seems that summer suits them better. The JLS boys are totally behind their bandmate; Aston stated that Marvin getting married was “better than Michael Jackson flying out of the arena on his Dangerous tour”. Aw, and Marvin feels the same way, as he revealed his upcoming Valentine’s Day plans. “Rochelle will be out of the country, so I’ll probably spend Valentine’s Day with Aston. It’s his birthday after all.”

We can't decide whether we're excited or terrified by the following news, so we'll leave it open to debate. Paris Hilton has begun work on her second album. We're legit fans of Stars Are Blind(love some calypso) but the heiress has said that LMFAO are helping her out on vocals – a sentence to make anyone's blood run cold. Speaking to MTV News, she stated: "It's completely different from my last album. I'm going with a whole new genre." It's out of our hands now, it's all up to fate.