Review: The Lady Assassin

The assassins play endless implausibly dynamic games of volleyball
The assassins play endless implausibly dynamic games of volleyball
The Lady Assassin
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Director: Quang Dung Nguyen
Cert: Club
Genre: Action
Starring: Kim Dzung, Tang Thanh Ha, Thanh Hang
Running Time: 1 hr 41 mins

If you're prepared to describe Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle as a feminist action film (and you almost certainly aren't), then you might like to label this extraordinary Vietnamese entertainment a feminist martial-arts flick. The Lady Assassin concerns a group of suave, thieving courtesans who spend their days lurking in an inn some way off the main road. They are gifted various backstories – circus performer, discarded mistress – but so headlong is the action it proves impossible to care very much.

The story begins when a high-born woman happens by and they decide to induct her into the gang of thieves. She takes to it like an impossibly glamorous duck to quasi-lesbian couplings in nicely photographed water. Never mind all that. The story is about as important as, well, the story of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle . The picture is all about the set-pieces, and they are consistently lively, balletic and hilarious. Watch as they clean the tavern in the style of wire-rigged wuxia warriors. Revel as they play endless implausibly dynamic games of volleyball. Enjoy a denouement that delivers more graphic violence than this largely comic run-in has hitherto promised. Savour all that now. The picture is unlikely to play here again in commercial cinemas.

Tara Brady

Tara Brady

Tara Brady is film critic and features writer at The Irish Times