It has been announced that certain Hollywood executives plan to launch a reboot of the Tomb Raiderfranchise. They can't be serious. The original films were awful and the video game is now only played by nostalgic grandads.

"We are very excited to be rebooting what is already a hugely successful film franchise and continuing the Tomb Raiderphenomenon," producer Graham King said. God, this is a dreadful universe.