Watch your words

Five Things Not To Say To A New Zealander

1. No need to worry about the cost of that open top bus and who will have to pay for it.

2. That Christophe Dominici is very small when you look at him beside Tana Umaga.

3. Where's the third and fourth place playoff being played then?

4. I had £20 on France to beat New Zealand at 18/1.

5. You won't be using that hotel room then at the weekend?