Literally bizarre

From the Guardian's Football Knowledge Archive: "In light of Ugo Ehiogu scoring for England (against Spain), I was wondering …

From the Guardian's Football Knowledge Archive: "In light of Ugo Ehiogu scoring for England (against Spain), I was wondering if any other players had scored for England who had more vowels than consonants in their name - thanks, Nathan-Madonna Byers." Are you thinking what we're thinking? Mmm, some people need to get out more.

Mary Hannigan

Mary Hannigan

Mary Hannigan is a sports writer with The Irish Times