"Neville, Neville, Your future's immense, Neville, Neville, You play in defence, Neville, Neville, You ain't half bad, Neville Neville, Is the name of your Dad."

- Manchester United fans pay homage to the Neville brothers, borrowing from David Bowie's `Rebel, Rebel'. They actually managed to improve on the original lyrics.

"When he lets the ball fly and it screams through the sky - it's CARBONE,

When it billows the net, its a goal, no regrets - it's CARBONE"

- Sheffield Wednesday fans do their bit to revive Dean Martin's old classic, `It's Amore'.

"Shaka's ours, he is great, he has never let in eight"

- West Ham fans let Nottingham Forest's Dave Beasant know that greatness is relative.

"He's French, he's slick, his name's a porno flick, E-mman-uel, E- mman-uel."

- Arsenal fans console their midfielder Petit, who was serving a suspension for Arsenal's game against Sheffield United.