Madam, – I'd like you to know that I am one of a breed of "new- age readers" of The Irish Times.
I read your paper every day, without the need to even come downstairs, when it suits.
I receive The Irish Timeson my new Kindle device. A very clever handheld electronic device that downloads your paper, as it hits the newsstands every morning. What I really like about it is that if I'm ever abroad, the device will still "download" your paper for me. As it uses the indigenous 3G cellular network of whichever country I am in, without any additional download fees for me, this is excellent.
I have also downloaded my first book on to this amazing device, Witness to Roswell: Unmasking the Government's Biggest Cover-up. It is a fascinating read, but I'm unsure of its factual content – perhaps a moment of weakness on my part.
Rest assured however, I am warming very quickly to your paper's style of professional journalism and hope to remain a loyal reader of The Irish Timeswell into the future, a place where perhaps, we will eventually discover if anything of substance really did happen in that place in New Mexico in 1947. – Yours, etc,