The Bumper Book of Operatic Disasters, by Hugh Vickers (Pan, £6.99 in UK)

Hmm. Bumper, eh? That's about the biggest laugh, frankly, in this slim volume of 130 pages (of which three consist of the index…

Hmm. Bumper, eh? That's about the biggest laugh, frankly, in this slim volume of 130 pages (of which three consist of the index, nineteen or so of Michael ffolkes's deeply unfunny illustrations, four of a strikingly dull introduction by Sir Peter Ustinov, two of a preface, one of a publisher's note and eight of chapter titles). Bummer would be more like it; most of the stories are old-hat, many are "apocryphal" (made up, in other words) and some, such as the procession of animals which relieve themselves onstage in chapter two, simply stinkers.

By Arminta Wallace