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EOIN BUTLER 's guide to downloads, singles and free audiostreams

EOIN BUTLER's guide to downloads, singles and free audiostreams

LOU REED & METALLICA

The View Universal***

"I really hope this is a joke", "One way to keep people from stealing your music" and "My own personal 9/11" were just some of the ecstatic fan reactions when this track from the forthcoming Lulualbum debuted online last Monday. As a general rule of thumb, anything that pisses meat- headed heavy metal fans off just has to be a good. And so it proves. Lou is as weird and obtuse as you would hope, and Kirk Hammett might be his best backing man since Robert Quine.

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RIHANNA

We Found Love Def Jam ***

“We found love in a hopeless place,” coos the Barbadian superstar, on this track from her untitled sixth album. Oh really, Rihanna? And where was that then, the newspaper industry?

KASABIAN

Days Are Forgotten RCA **

Kasabian frontman Tom Meighan recently described U2 fans as "cardboard cutouts." A bit rich coming from a man whose bandmates look like extras from Pirates of the Caribbean. Days may be forgotten, Tom, but Match of the '70shaircuts are risible for all eternity.

JAMES BLUNT

Dangerous Atlantic *

There's a nasty rumour doing the rounds that James Blunt's new single is a blatant rip-off of Chesney Hawkes's cheesy classic The One and Only. Be warned: this is a cunning ruse, intended merely to trick you into listening to James Blunt's new single. Seriously, if anyone is being ripped off here, it's a comatose man bleeding to death in a bathtub.

CHER LLOYD ft MIKE POSNER

With Ur Love Syco ****

First things first, I'll admit it: With Ur Loveis essentially nothing more than MIA's Paper Planeswatered down by Simon Cowell's evil minions and repackaged for a pre-teen audience. Much as it pains me to admit it, however, the result is actually rather insanely catchy.