Wrong panacea for Rooney

Daniel Tayloron how Wayne Rooney's antics during the week are sure to have enraged manager Alex Ferguson

IN HINDSIGHT, you wonder whether a part of Wayne Rooney no longer finds the idea behind that Nike advert so amusing. You know the one: an overweight Rooney, with a white vest and a mangy beard, living in a caravan, peering out behind greying net curtains. This is what could happen, we were told, if he messed up at the World Cup.

The alternative was Rooney returning from South Africa with a medal round his neck and, nine months on, England going through a boom of new babies by the name of Wayne. Then the tournament started and it became apparent the vibrant Rooney, the player of breathtaking boldness who scored 34 times for Manchester United last season and accumulated all the player-of-the-year awards, was not going to meet the challenge.

Lionised beforehand, lampooned afterwards, Rooney has been through the full spectrum when it comes to the blame culture and knee-jerk reactions of modern football.

All sorts of theories have been offered up in the passing weeks. The most plausible is England’s gifted striker was struggling for fitness while the most disconcerting, for someone who wants to be remembered as a football great rather than merely a great footballer, is that it was the first time in his professional life when the weight of expectation was simply too much.

Even Alex Ferguson, his manager at United and a staunch protector of his own, concluded the pressure may have got to his player. He would be better in Brazil next time, Ferguson promised. Yet the explanation was contradictory in the extreme. Ferguson went from saying there were no issues about Rooney’s fitness – the striker has not scored since damaging an ankle in March – to arguing England’s problem stemmed from the main players being worn out.

What can be said with certainty is that Rooney will be relishing the thought of going back out on a football pitch, rather than spending any more time mulling over what went wrong and those statistics that tell us he was tackled 8.25 times per game (more than any other player) and that he has now had 22 shots in World Cups without scoring.

His first match is in Dublin tonight for the opening of the Aviva Stadium. Rooney returned to training only last Wednesday, and it may be a brief appearance. He has not spoken publicly about the World Cup yet, and don’t expect him to be too forthcoming on this occasion either. The photographs of him leaving the Panacea bar in the early hours of Sunday, looking

more like one of the Gallaghers than a professional sportsman, have made sure it could be some time before we get any detailed insight into why he thinks it all went so wrong.

Panacea, for those unacquainted with Manchester’s nightlife, is the establishment favoured by north-west footballers, the nouveaux riches, assorted wannabes and never-will-bes. It is a tawdry place where the clientele seem to be under the misapprehension drinking champagne is a symbol of class, and it is easy to imagine Ferguson’s reaction upon seeing his best player chugging on a cigarette (in mitigation, he does not look like a natural smoker), appearing to urinate behind a dustbin or bouncing down the street, chanting football songs. It was bright daylight – 5.30am – and it could be the scene from a scene of Ibiza Uncovered. Everything we know about Ferguson tells us he will be livid.

In fairness to Rooney, such moments are the exception rather than the norm these days, and there are plenty of others at Old Trafford on better terms with the city’s doormen. Anderson is more of a concern for United’s management, and it has not gone unnoticed that the Brazilian’s car crash in Portugal last weekend, when he was fortunate to escape more serious injuries after being pulled from the smouldering wreckage, occurred at 7.30am, after leaving a nightclub.

Ferguson almost always keeps disciplinary matters in-house, but it is safe to say there has been little sympathy for Anderson at Old Trafford. “Let’s hope it has knocked some sense into him” has been a standard quote.

As for Rooney, Ferguson has said the challenge for him is to improve again from last season and it should help that the club have recruited a potential new partner, Javier Hernandez, a largely unheralded signing when the announcement was made last April but someone who demonstrated at the World Cup that United’s scouts may have discovered a player of class. His signing was necessary because Rooney’s partnership with Dimitar Berbatov has not ignited, whereas Ferguson has seemed strangely reluctant to pair him with Michael Owen.

Ferguson seems to believe the disappointments of the summer will help Rooney’s development. He is hoping the media now realise it was wrong to put so much faith in one player. The likelihood is, come spring of 2015, England’s maternity wards won’t be filled with baby Waynes either but Rooney, at 24, has age on his side – and he will still be the player whose presence makes spectators quicken their step on Lansdowne Road tonight.

Guardian Service