Website of the week

David Ginola Site (http://www.chez.com/ginola/index-uk.html)

First, the evidence (extracts from the site): "Its private life David Ginola often makes speak about him in the medias apart from its sports activities. Why? Can be because it has a pleasant physique but especially because it makes dream, because it is attaching and sympathetic nerve and especially because it benefits from its notoriety to engage in noble causes. David strolls some on the river of Newcastle. . . toujours in company of his of course Coraline wife and their children Andrea and Carla.

In addition if you cross David apart from a stage of football, it will never refuse you part of Golf (it plays when same handicap 1)".

The allegation: Is Daveed the author of this website, a shrine to himself? Summing Up: Who else on this planet talks like that? We rest our case. Verdict: Guilty. Sentence: You must play under George Graham for the rest of the season.