LockerRoom/Tom Humphries Keano - The Index That Shocked a Generation: Austria: 178, annexation plan 180-81. Bambi: early relationship with 27-29, eats raw 119, relatives, sued by 126-32.
Beckham: David, affection for 100, request to play central midfield 100, visiting hours 100.
Charlton: Jack, fishing, RK discovers that JC knows nothing of 111-14, fraud 113-14, Irish, not even 113, war against 113-17.
Dervan: Cathal, early relationship with 39-40, eats raw 40, finds greasy 41, relatives, thanked by 147.
God: Cork, by grace of 3, 7, 10, dispute with 139-142, settlement with 144.
Evans: Ian "Taff", Welsh, not even 120
Fawkes, Guy: funding for 56-7, plays testimonial for 60.
Ferguson: Alex, first apparition 47-49, first miracle 58-60, God, mistaken for 165, 166
Frequent Flyer Miles better than World Cup: 213, gets bonus 214, gets gold card 215.
Haaland: Alf Inge, Christmas card from 77, joke, practical (with) 99-101, misunderstanding 101-105, prison, because of 106-110.
Hasselbaink: Jimmy Floyd, dairy products 142, dietary patterns 139-42, pizza ordering technique of 143, wonders what JFH is eating right now 143, 178, 218.
Kahn: Aga, RK's charitable donations to 192.
Kahn: Genghis, influence of 193.
Kahn: Oliver, performance versus Ireland 194.
Kahn: Chaka, grand girl 195, romantic notions 195, tribe of Keane-Kahns? 195.
Kennedy: JF, Monroe, dispute over 67-68.
Kennedy: Michael, burning bush incident 244, infallibility of 223, inflammability of 244.
Locomotiv Moscow: 236-37.
De Rossa: Phrionsias 238.
Libel laws: 238, fallibility of 239, innocent victims of 240.
McCarthy: Mick, assessment of as b***ocks 109, as c**t 110, as w***er 111, first touch 112-113.
Moon: cow jumps over 220, howls at 201, Keith, drinking with 23-24.
Mouse: Mickey, analysis of performance within FAI 234-5, criticism of dress sense 236-7.
Oswald: Lee Harvey, uses as patsy 67-68.
Presley: Elvis, arraignment and trial 245-6, as room-mate 241-2, friendship with 243, RK's You're-Not-Singing- Anymore taunt 245, wedding, best man 244, writes Are You Lonesome Tonight for RK 245.
Robinson: Mary, liberal agenda killing football 201-03.
Rolexes: mass smashing of 236.
Sandwiches: cheese 213-216.
Saipan: barbecue location 239, bumpiness 240-46, flight schedules from 247-249.
Satan: Steve captains Ireland 230-35, RK rejects deeds of 241-42.
Simpson: Bart, comparison with Dervan, Cathal 132.
Simpson: Homer, comparison with McCarthy, Mick 132.
Simpson: Marge, comparison with Evans, Ian 132.
Spring: Dick, bollox, 135.
Stone: Oliver, key errors in movie JFK 70.
Taliban: captain of 195-196, flirts with 194, goes home from 197, takes revenge on 198, "waited long enough" 198.
Triggs: assessment of 19-27, dislike of cats, shared 28, first touch, (see Mick McCarthy above)
Manchester United: career 23-26,
walks with 8, 10, 24, 97, 120.
Mass: occasions missed 193.
Quinn: Niall, assessment of 191-2, hell, prospects in 240.
Theresa: Mother, mistaken for 193, pace similar to 194.
World Cup: assessment of as televisual experience 290, compared to frequent flyer miles 213.
World, News of: breaks heart 57, 89, 123; gets it wrong 45, 89, 90, 178. 203; invades privacy 67, 89, 103, 145, 245; sale of serialisation rights to 289-90.
