Quotes of the week
"Pat Morley scored twice as Cork City defeated UCD 1-0."
- As heard by Planet Football reader David on RTE's Morning Ireland last week.
"Make sure your shirts are tucked in and you've all been to the toilet."
- Howard Wilkinson's reply when asked what were his final words to his England players before Wednesday's game against Finland.
"Kevin's got more guts than an abattoir."
- Terry McDermott denies Kevin Keegan is a wuss.
"The next England manager should meet three vital requirements - he needs to be English, he needs top-quality experience and his name should be Terry Venables."
- Alex Ferguson subtly hints at who he thinks should get the England job.