Anne Robinson: "Which 'K' is Britain's most widespread bird of prey?" Geoff Hurst: "Eagle."

"I would not sell Matt Elliott for £100 million. However, if someone offered that, I would feel duty bound to inform the board." - Peter Taylor.

"I believe I can win trophies at Derby." - Fabrizio Ravenelli pulls a leg.

"I can't see myself leaving West Ham until we win something." - Joe Cole commits himself to the Londoners for life.

"I've heard some of Victoria's new album and it's frightening." - David Beckham.