Clough clowns around

Reporter: "How good can Martin O'Neill become - as good as you?" Brian Clough: "No, that's being ridiculous."

"Those who consider me slow don't know me very well because I have never been quick." - Laurent Blanc.

"You can never say a goal is better than sex - all the guys that say that are not having proper sex." - Chelsea's Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.