"We all agree, Leeds are smaller than Tottenham."

- Nottingham Forest fans throw a REALLY nasty insult in the direction of Leeds' supporters on Saturday.

"Five years, it's only been five years."

- Everton fans remind their Liverpool counter-parts how long it's been since they celebrated a Merseyside derby win.

"Five years, it's only been five years. . . since you scored a goal."

- Liverpool fans remind their Everton counterparts how long it's been since one of their lads hit the back of the net. A bit of an exaggeration, but not by much.