This week they said

Je veux pisser! Je veux pisser! – French actor Gerard Depardieu entertains fellow passengers before being offloaded from a Paris…

Je veux pisser! Je veux pisser! – French actor Gerard Depardieu entertains fellow passengers before being offloaded from a Paris to Dublin flight after "offloading" himself in the aisle

I would reckon that the ultimate cost of this very useful social programme is something in the region of €5 billion to €6 billion.

– Prof Morgan Kelly’s estimate of the cost of a debt forgiveness scheme for people unable to repay their mortgages

. . . the conditions are expected to get quite a bit rougher for the second half of the race . . . should be fun!

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– Fastnet Race website posting from the Rambler 100 prior to its capsizing off Cork

We have to converge. The status quo is impossible.

– French president Nicolas Sarkozy after meeting German chancellor Angela Merkel to discuss the EU’s debt crisis

Nobody wants to see a romance with a 69-year-old man. – Harrison Ford on his increasingly limited acting options