Sir, - I am sorry to read that cyclists in Dublin are having a problem surviving amid that city's traffic.
Here in the western capital our cyclists have found an ingenious solution to the difficulties involved in cycling on the roads: they cycle on the sidewalks, consigning pedestrian low-life like myself to the gutter. - Yours, etc.,
P ╙ Croidheβin, 21 Boithr∅n Fada, Gaillimh.