Moan And Groan

Sir, - Intertwining legs, upper-body contact, steaming windows and continual groans..

Sir, - Intertwining legs, upper-body contact, steaming windows and continual groans. . .A controversial advertisement campaign or the latest raunchy movie?

No. Just the usual poor service on the trains at morning rush hour. I don't suppose there's any chance of improvement? - Yours, etc.,

Pauline Moloney, Howth, Co Dublin.