Sir, – My heart goes out to Brigid. Over the past few days she has been dragged from pillar to post, made to carry cross and cauldron and, just today, I heard her name being invoked in a radio advertisement for a grocery chainstore.
What did she do to deserve this? – Yours, etc,
Sir, – I’m asking the Government to consider awarding a bank holiday in honour of my wife. Everyone says she’s a pure saint for putting up with me. – Yours, etc,