Eau no: It's been a bad few weeks for Katie Price aka Jordan.
As if the apparent collapse of her marriage to Peter Andre wasn’t bad enough, her perfume was last week revealed by beauty website feelunique.com to be the worst-selling celebrity scent.
Her scent, Stunning, has claimed just 0.37 per cent of all celebrity perfume sales on the site, compared with 34 per cent for Britney Spears and 16 per cent for Sarah Jessica Parker.