Piffle of the Week

And, finally, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

A dramatically expressive detached residence with a Scandinavian inspired interior, surprisingly spacious with a string of sun splashed rooms, revealing one vision. A home combining strong forms, inextricably intertwined with the kind of beauty that transcends time and a reassurance that makes you feel right at home.

Lisney advertisement for a modern detached house in Blackrock that is scheduled for auction today.