Has the property market gone mad? We see where a Nissan hut-style chalet near Gorey, Co Wexford is set for auction next month through Warren Estates. Usually, only the best properties in this neck of the woods go to auction but in this case maybe the rarity value will fill the auction room. The guide price for the four-bedroom chalet is, wait for it, £70,000-plus. However, it is a half acre site, and the beach is not too far away. It is described as being in "grand order throughout".