Sell Yourself!

Felicia Umbral, star of The Truth of the Moon

Why should anybody see your show?

I feel as a nation we have a duty to.

We need convincing. What have you done for us lately?I've done many things for you . . . in secret. I, uh, found your sock?

W hat else could we do for the cost of your ticket?Complete the entire Irish Times Crossword by having the clues mimed to you by a Marcel Marceau enthusiast. Either that or memorise the contents Facebook and sing it to the tune of Happy Birthday.

How, specifically, will your show change the world?It will save humanity from intergalactic slavery and certain doom. Nothing too pressing so continue to read your paper for soon it will be vapor.

What would your ideal poster quote say?"Felicia Umbral is right about everything she says. Doubt her at your peril! – Stephen Hawking."

Anu Productions' The Truth of the Moonruns at the New Theatre until September 18

FEEDBACK ON THE FRINGE

Heroin is selling fast in Dublin, is Medea too much for the Fringe, and everyone is getting pricked by the Cactus – Laurence Mackin on the Fringe at irishtimes.com/blogs/pursuedbyabear