Website of the week

The World Un-Famous Football Quotes Page http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Palms/6687/quotes.html

"The Internet's largest (known) compendium of comedy football (soccer) related quotes," says the introduction on this site. And wonderful stuff it is too. There are hundreds of quotes included. "When a player gets to 30, so does his body." (Glenn Hoddle); "We didn't have the run of the mill." (Hoddle again); "Even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried." (Gordon Lee); "Once you've had a bull terrier, you never want another dog - I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog." (Julian Dicks).

More: "No one hands you cups on a plate." (Terry McDermott); "To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous, really, but tomorrow's game is absolutely vital." (Brian Horton); "We ended up playing football, and that's not our style." (Alex MacDonald); "He's such an honest person it's untrue." (Brian Little).