Website of the week

Sports Autographs and Memorabilia http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/terrace/od12/football.htm

Only a week to Christmas and you're in a panic? Still can't decide what to buy for that special person in your life? Panic no more - help is at hand. How about a "slightly creased" autographed picture of Bolton manager Colin Todd for just . . . £1? Or, if you're prepared to double your outlay, you can land the really big one - Big Ron Atkinson's "slightly creased" signed card for £2? (The card might be creased but you can be sure Big Ron's suit certainly isn't). Yes, all these (and more) are available from the `Sports Autographs and Memorabilia' site, with prices ranging from £1 to £48, for which you will get a "nice photo of Michael Owen in his England kit during France 98". Some other gems on offer include an autographed picture of "Leeds United's Rod Wallace" (he's the fella who plays for Rangers now) and "Southampton's Kevin Davies" (who's paid by Blackburn Rovers these days). Our favourite, though, is a snip at £6 - a signed 6 x 4 colour photo of Jimmy Hill. (You could give it as a present to that auntie who drives you up the walls, or use it in the back garden to keep the crows off your lettuces).