Songs of the week

"We had joy, we had fun, Juan Sebastian Veron, He's got style, but no hair, He's an Argie, we don't care."

- To the tune of Seasons in the Sun Manchester United supporters hail their £28.1 million man.

"Finidi . . . whoooah, Finidi . . . whoooah, He comes from Africa, he drives a big tractor."

- The Tractor Boys, aka Ipswich Town, hail Finidi George's arrival at Portman Road (with thanks to Ronan McCabe).