Song of the week

"Philip Neville went to Belgium,

Reputation zero,

Gave away a penalty,

And he came back a hero.

What the "flip" does Keegan know,

We were all delighted,

Stick your England up your "bottom",

We are Man United."

To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy, United fans welcome Phil Neville home from Euro 2000.