Lucky dip

Tip: if you ever happen to find yourself in a Coventry supermarket don't, whatever you do, buy any mustard. Why? Well, a Coventry City supporter phoned into Sky Sports' Soccer AM programme last week to reveal that he had spotted Moustapha Hadji "at the sauces section, opening jars of mustard and sniffing them, before finally dipping a finger in one and having a taste, replacing the lid and putting it back on the shelf". Uggh.