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Football 365 found a website last week where out-of-work footballers can advertise their skills. Best of the lot was Brazilian Paulo Roberto da Silva Teixeira whose CV went something like this: "I am attacker. I kick with the right leg, I have a lot of release ability and collections of lacks and corner, I have a lot of speed and domain with the ball, I always seek a good coexistence with the work colleagues because the team grows like this more. My pass is free. Languages: English and Portuguese." Rumours that Paulo fills his spare time by teaching Dennis Wise English are probably very well founded.