GOING BANANAS

PETER A GREHAN,

Madam, - The front page of your edition of January 24th carried a picture of a woman who seemed to be showing how to use a banana as a hat. You described her as a "top model". Are there also "bottom models"?

I realise you need some neck to become a model, and presumably you start at the foot of the ladder. After that, it must cost an arm and a leg to keep abreast of the competition. The ultimate aim must be to become the head of the profession. - Yours etc.,