Piffle of the Week

And finally, our favourite piece of estate agents guff:

With special discounted pre-construction prices from £79,000 to £98,000, the luxury Clarecastle Town Apartments offer a rare opportunity to invest in a property in a much sought after area - at a reasonable price! - for letting or owner occupation. Each of the spacious units is architect designed with the user in mind.

Shannon Properties advertisement for apartments in Clarecastle, Co Clare.