Piffle of the Week

And finally, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Easy come, easy go, to city centre and work, then escape to the peace and quiet of these leafy almost scholastic environs hid- den away off Clonskeagh Road.

Sherry FitzGerald advertisement for a two-bedroom, ground floor apartment at White Oak, Clonskeagh, that is on the market at £225,000.