Fast and furious in the ultimate mobility machine
The chance to drive as fast as I can in a supercar for wheelchair users? Count me in
Need for speed: Louise Bruton at Rally School Ireland’s track in Co Monaghan. Photograph: Philip Fitzpatrick
Louise Bruton slinks into the Porsche 911 Carrera. Photograph: Philip Fitzpatrick
‘Trust me. You can do this.” No, this isn’t the opening of a star-studded romcom; these are wise words from rally driver and Rally School Ireland co-owner David Smyth.
The school recently adapted a number of their cars with hand controls so that wheelchair users could take a spin, and, off the back of my wheelchair-access review blog Legless in Dublin, I have been offered the opportunity to take two supercars out on the racing track in Co Monaghan. So, quicker than Top Gear can censor Jeremy Clarkson, I say yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
The school is run by David and his brother Malachy. It caters to individuals and groups of up to 30 who want to burn some rubber. They have a huge range of cars to choose from, including a Porsche, a Ferrari, a Subaru Impreza Turbo, a classic Ford Escort and an Audi Quattro. With an instructor in tow, your main concern is sucking diesel and sucking diesel only. However, if safety is on your mind, every car at the school has a set of foot pedals on the passenger side, so, much like when you were first learning to drive, your instructor can step in at any point if things get too shaky.
My first car of the day is the Porsche 911 Carrera, a sexy little red number with 396 horsepower. Theoretically, this means very little to me, but once you get behind the wheel, you suddenly understand the need for speed and you instantly feel like a millionaire. The 1.1km of paved track has 14 turns in a lap, so this isn’t your regular Sunday drive.
Naively, I think I will be eased slowly into this fast lifestyle. Instead I am carted immediately into the driver’s seat and strapped in tightly.
My co-pilot David commands me to “drive it like you stole it”. My brakes and accelerator are combined together in a push/pull hand control beside the steering wheel, which has an added steering knob to assist. One gentle tap of the accelerator warms up the Porsche and a firmer pull gets it going from zero to 90 in seconds.
Before I reach the first turn on the course, I am giggling like a schoolgirl, high on adrenaline and fear. Everything suddenly makes sense. Colours are brighter, the birds are chirping clearly and the . . . “Brake!” Oh yes, I remember, I am driving a fast-moving vehicle.
The trick to rally driving, I’m told, is to look ahead. When faced with a sharp turn, look past it, brake softly and let the car coast around the corner while you keep your eyes on the next turn. If you brake or accelerate too sharply in a corner, it’s easy to lose control. Once you take the bend, you pick up the speed again. This advice is applicable to all life situations, but especially to rally driving.
We pause for a lunch break and a sit-down, and David says that anyone can drive a rally car. “Our youngest driver is 11 and he puts some of the adults to shame,” he says, as the purring, growling and screeching of the cars quietens, much like nap time at the zoo. “You can be as young as 10 to drive here. The youngest is 11 and the eldest is 78.”