Quizitch

Find out who your ideal Harry Potter mate is, implores Star Search columnist VICTORIA GALLAGHER-O'HOULIHAN

* Describe your ideal man

(a) Weedy and four-eyed

(b) Ginger

(c) A woman

* Complete the following phrase. I love you because . . .

(a) You have fallen arse backwards into fame and fortune

(b) You are poor but happy

(c) You are brainy and I can cog off you during exams

* I really hate . . .

(a) Lord Voldemort

(b) Overachieving friends

(c) Lavender Brown and creases

* I prefer the following fiction coupling . . .

(a) Harry and Draco

(b) Ron and Dobby

(c) Hermione and Bellatrix

* My ideal evening involves . . .

(a) Quidditch and skiving

(b) A dingy hovel filled with many potential in-laws

(c) Open University and painting each other’s toenails

* My turn-ons include . . .

(a) Enchanted birthmarks

(b) Poverty and Rhythm Method Contraception

(c) Constant nail and lip biting

* I love a man in . . .

(a) A Gryffindor blazer

(b) Hand-me-downs

(c) A pleated skirt

* My favourite actors are . ..

(a) Nerds

(b) Freckled

(c) Unconvincing

* When I grow up I want to be . . .

(a) A wizard

(b) A loser

(c) A know-it-all

* My default setting is . . .

(a) Moody and clueless

(b) Moody and pumping iron

(c) Moody and moody

YOUR IDEAL MATE

You scored mostly . . .

(a) So you love Harry Potter. What the hell is wrong with you? Robert Pattinson was in this franchise.

(b) Ron Weasley? Really? Good luck buying sunblock for your pigmentally challenged mutant offspring.

(c) You love Emma Watson. Hope you enjoy hobo couture. Did you see that Bridesmaids premiere outfit?