The sculptor Anish Kapoor has been specially commissioned by the Guardian to represent Brexit in a work of art. So he has depicted the island of Britain with a vast chasm running down the centre of its landmass. He calls it "A Brexit, A Broxit, We All Fall Down."
I’m no art critic (feel free to disagree in the comments), but there are a few problems with Kapoor’s work.
First, the big chasm blends into Britain’s hinterlands in a surreal foggy vagueness. Frankly, it looks like it was put together as part of a transition year Photoshop project by a sullen teenager phoning it in. (Although, political reality has become so skewed in recent months, it’s possible we’ll find out later today that this is actually an aerial photograph).
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Second, it’s a little on the nose. “Hey! What can I do to depict the vast divide that’s currently exercising the British people? Hey! What about a literal vast divide?!”
“Brilliant. Have some money Anish Kapoor, you big hack.”
Third, if some of the wags of Twitter are to be believed, it resembles a vulva. Now, If I've learned anything from the past few decades of feminist activism it's that there is nothing wrong or shameful about female genitalia and that sex-based shame has no place in our culture (The author Lynn Enright recently wrote an excellent book on the subject).
Therefore, if the landmass of Britain wishes to generate a vulva, more power to it. And if Anish Kapoor actually meant his artwork to resemble a vulva then what he was, I assume, trying to say, is that Brexit is a beautiful thing.
That doesn’t seem like a very on-message sentiment about Brexit coming from the Guardian. So perhaps the work is unfinished. Perhaps Kapoor meant, as a final touch, to clad Britain’s nethers in pants as a way of saying “Brexit is pants” but then it was nearly deadline time and he hit the send button while sighing, which is also a very “Brexit” thing to do.
I guess we will never know and there is no way to find out, as, at the time of writing, Anish Kapoor has disappeared up his great divide.
