Mr Blobby

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A real woman’s 'summer readiness' wish list has never had anything much in common with the fantasies that magazines keep trying to peddle us

And so, just like that, it is once again the June Bank Holiday weekend, the real beginning of the season I refer to as “Goodbye, beloved 80 denier tig(...)

“Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” is back to celebrate its 20th anniversary, now hosted by Jeremy Clarkson

Tonight Jeremy Clarkson is returning to terrestrial television but, in an unusual move, he is hosting a programme about aspiring hatmakers. In many re(...)

Cheap Cheap Cheap: The idea for the show presumably came to him when a man in the pub said: “You know the price of everything and the value of nothing, Edmonds”

How to describe Noel “Edmonds” Edmonds? Let me try. From a certain angle and in a certain light Noel Edmonds’s head resembles a friendly, well-groomed(...)

I’m a celebrity, get me out of here. Rooney Mara, Michael Fassbender and Ryan Gosling

There comes a moment in Terrence Malick’s latest, poorest cinematic venture when Michael Fassbender, playing an ill-defined music mogul on an ill-defi(...)

Master of the steely gaze and the vice-tight facial clench Rufus Sewell (left) in The Man in the High Castle

I’ve got a hot take, and it’s this: 2016 was a disappointing year. I know, this scorching insight seems too hot to handle, but hear me out. The world(...)

The new-look Darren Clarke shows the fruits of his fitness regime. Photo: Warren Little/Getty Images

As the star attraction of the night entered the room, tall, tanned and toned, Vinny Fitzpatrick sank his bulging buttocks a little lower in his seat a(...)