Geordie Shore

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The Hills are alive to the artistic possibilities of reality TV

Nowadays television has become the space of the supercilious. Those who binge on the latest complex dramas in a gluttonous fury, gorging themselves on(...)

The Break Up follows Vicky Pattison four days after parting ways with her fiancé, John Noble

It’s difficult not to be cynical about the entire concept of Vicky Pattison:The Break Up, sponsored by OK! Magazine. The one-hour special, which aired(...)

The show feels as exhausted and unhappy as Katie Price looks. Photograph: Pete Norton/Getty Images

There is something about Katie Price and her dramatic travails that is reminiscent of those harrowing women on the cover of That’s Life! or Take a Bre(...)

The cast of ‘Love Island’: the show has impregnated the belly of popular culture

To research this column about Love Island I watched approximately four minutes of Love Island. A man and a woman had a chat about who they liked. The (...)

I’m A Celebrity winner Georgia Toffolo. Screengrab: ITV

“Where can you go from a pig’s vagina?” inquired a perma-tanned Joe Swash at the end of a very long three weeks in the jungle. Where indeed. This wa(...)

Stephen Bear – ably assisted by Charlotte Crosby from ‘Geordie Shore’

There are moments in the history of reality television that are beyond horrific, ones that manage to haunt the mind forever. As a viewer, you are unit(...)

Compared to Richard O’Brien’s sartorial madness, Richard Ayoade’s bright red suits seem almost bank-managerial.

Hurray! The Crystal Maze is back on Channel 4. A mutation of a French format called Fort Boyard which featured philosophers with their shirts unbutton(...)

‘For Jedward to stay in the striplights of fame, they’ve had to make a Faustian pact and become the jesters for ex- premiership footballers and hardened nightclub hustlers.’ Photograph: Kyran O’Brien

And lo, it has come to pass: our Jedwards have grown into Jedmen and have signed up to take part in MTV’s new celebrity dating show. Single AF (for (...)

Arguably celebrity endorsements for remaining in the EU fell on deaf ears in the way celebrity endorsements for shampoo don’t.

Hey Britain, what happened? You are meant to love a celebrity endorsement. You can’t get enough of Clooney’s coffee or Helen Mirren’s face cream. You(...)