Emmet Malone: “At the end, in front of the 14-year-olds he is supposed to be teaching about respect and sportsmanship, the manager tells me I am “a disgrace”. I leave feeling precisely the same way about him.” Photograph: Nick Bradshaw

It is 11.50 on a Saturday morning and I’m wondering, once again, why I am doing this. I have just refereed my second schoolboy game of the morning an(...)