Whatever next?

Well, well, whatever next? Coventry City last week became the first English club to launch an official condom which will be sold at vending machines at Highfield Road and in two city supermarkets. Affectionately renamed "CovDoms" by the supporters they will, insists Damon Harrison, the man whose company manufactures them, soon become part of every club's merchandising catalogue. "This is not just for the Premier League clubs, I think it can work with big and small alike," he said, of the condoms. We're saying nothing.