Website of the week

Victoria and David in Love - The Lover's Site (http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Arc/9191/)

You know you've hit on a gem the moment you arrive at this site . . . up pops a tear-inducing wedding picture of David Beckham and Posh Spice and . . . sniff . . . . the Wedding March blasts out of the speakers of your computer. Becks and Posh aren't married yet but the owner of this site, 15-year-old Brazilian Denise Buzolin Cruz, would very much like them to tie the knot, so she has fiddled (ie computer-enhanced) a picture of them to make it look like a wedding photo. And quite beautiful it is too.

"Welcome to Victoria and David in Love," says the caption on the front page. This page is dedicated to Victoria Adams and David Beckham. She's a Spice Girl and he's a footballer, if you also think they were made for each other, this is the place for you! Have fun!"

And fun you most certainly have, especially when you visit the `David Book', signed by fans from all over the world, pleading with English supporters to forgive David for losing England the World Cup. ("He, more than anyone, wanted to win the World Cup," Denise quotes Posh as declaring). The messages of support from Milex from Miami ("David Rocks!"), Candy from Hong Kong, Ryan from Malaysia, Fabiana from Brazil, Serene from Singapore, Guillaume from Canada, Maryanne from Australia and Carla from the Philippines would, quite simply, bring tears to your eyes.

However. In the middle of these messages one found . . . this anonymous contribution. ["]David Beckham is a mother****er, he will die soon, watch for me, I'll be at the soccer games on the roof with the big mother****in' gun aimed at his head. I never miss. Beckham doesn't deserve Victoria. She's way to good for that MOTHER****er. But she wont have to worry about him soon! HA HA HA HA HA.["] Uh oh. (If he was at Upton Park on Saturday fortunately, like Andy Cole, he missed the target).