That haircut

 

A curious feature of David Beckham's haircut: most English newspapers quoted Beckham as saying "That's it, I've had enough - the hair goes" to his wife, Victoria, after spotting four-fifths of the male population of England sporting the same hairstyle as himself (the one featuring floppy blond locks). Fine, except: how do they know what he said to Victoria in the privacy of their own home?