Quotes of the week

"They are precisely the kind of people that one would dread as neighbours. They have lots of money but no class

"They are precisely the kind of people that one would dread as neighbours. They have lots of money but no class." - Barbara Cartland on the prospect of David Beckham and Posh Spice moving in next door.

"It is well known that I am out of work - but the Yeovil head coach post is a massive job." - Steve McMahon trying desperately hard not to sound desperate, but failing.

"I do not know what mental condition Collymore has got but it's obviously that he's not quite mentally correct." - Wolves manager Colin Lee rules out a move for Stan.

"Nothing that UEFA or FIFA do surprises me any more and I'm very surprised this has not been sorted out long in advance." - The surprising Graham Taylor.

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"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none." - Kevin Keegan tries not to offend anyone, but fails to make much sense.

"We have a problem with the keeper. He has had to go to hospital because he cannot remember anything - I wish I was him after that defeat." - Aberdeen manager Ebbe Skovdahl after Saturday's 7-0 defeat by Celtic in which goalkeeper David Preece was concussed.