Paddy Wallace (Ulster) The Scarab (Paul Shields). It's a beetle, and with his black hair and the fact that he's quite stocky, he looks like one of those beetles out of the film The Mummy.
Best nickname:
Favourite line/scene from a movie:
"Get busy living or get busy dying." Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption.
Last book you read and why:
David Beckham's autobiography to try and kill a bit of time. Before that It was Roy Keane's autobiography; it's much better.
Heineken or Guinness?
Guinness.
Worst habit:
Untidiness. I'm a bit of a slob. My girlfriend's moved in with me to my new flat, which is lucky for me as people will not realise the condition of the flat before that. Whenever I was injured, I didn't fancy much tidying up or washing so it was just left about the place. It was a pigsty before she moved in.
Christmas cracker joke:
Where do you weigh a pie? Answer: Somewhere over the rainbow. (Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Donncha (O'Callaghan).
Most annoying team-mate:
Neil Doak in Australia. Restless, couldn't relax. Couldn't sleep and kept the television on until 3 a.m.
Least favourite ground:
Sportsground.
Give us a recipe that includes pasta:
Carbonara. I would grill the bacon and slice it up.
Add a bit of cream, parmesan cheese and melt that in the pan. Add the bacon and the sauce to the pasta with a fresh sprig of mint.
What's in the CD player?
The Darkness. 50 Cent.
Favourite breakfast:
Full Irish.
Lord Of The Rings or Star Wars:
Lord Of The Rings. Gandalf is my favourite character.
One item for a desert island:
My laptop.
One luxury you cannot do without:
My new car, arriving in January. A Mazda RX8.
Number of times you lied in this interview so far:
Zero.
Who will win this competition (European Cup)?
Sale Sharks.
Dog/cat/budgie:
Dog.
Favourite cuisine:
Chinese.
Pamela Anderson/Heidi Klum/Miriam O'Callaghan:
Heidi Klum.
Boxer shorts/Y-fronts/thongs:
Boxers, please.
Party piece:
Walking on my hands.
Favourite body part:
My left foot because it's the only thing I haven't broken yet.
INTERVIEW: John O'Sullivan
